I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!

Chapter 607 - 606: Slurping Instant Noodles, Slurping Instant Noodles

This elementary argument didn’t last long because there was no water to drink, and our mouths were too dry to talk much.

Guan Yu caught her breath, licked her dry lips, and stated again, "I have absolutely nothing to do with the attack on Chu Qiu, Brother Huai, and me."

Shu Ran: "So it means you are involved in the attack on Han Xizheng."

"...That’s not how logic works, okay? We haven’t even had a chance to act yet!"

"So you were eager to act, but someone beat you to it, right? Tell me, who were you planning to deal with? Me?"

"Wow Shu Ran, your brain is actually starting to function at high speed!"

"...I’ll strangle you!"

Before the serious accounts began, such banter had almost become routine; the others didn’t take it seriously, each pondering their own thoughts.

The two eliminated contestants didn’t take them seriously either.

Han Xizheng had already recovered from the brutal reality of being the second one eliminated and was happily drinking a bottle of mineral water provided by the show.

Shi Yuhuai lifted the books and packaging on the bowl for the third time, stirred the instant noodles with disposable chopsticks, and found that they’re finally ready, his face instantly softened.

The aroma of mushroom stew chicken noodles filled the fast-food restaurant as he picked up the noodles with the chopsticks, making everyone swallow continuously.

His expression was joyful, completely rid of the frustration from being the first one eliminated.

He even had time to share one of his two packs of extra spicy crispy noodles from his white coat pocket with Han Xizheng, and crushed the rest to mix in the noodle bowl.

Such happiness! These are indeed happy times.

Mu Qiu was swallowing so much that she nearly cried, staring enviously at the bowl of noodles, watching Shi Yuhuai eat continuously.

The sound of her stomach growling and swallowing mixed with Shi Yuhuai’s slurping of noodles, creating a symphony.

"Brother Huai, can you please slurp your noodles a little quieter?" she humbly suggested.

Shi Yuhuai not only didn’t listen but even slurped louder during his third chopstickful, creating a sound like a water pipe drying up.

"......"

Guan Yu swallowed dryly and said indignantly, "This is too much! Brother Huai, you’re eliminated, can’t you slurp your noodles outside?! It’s really distracting from our accounts!"

Shi Yuhuai still didn’t listen, becoming even more excessive, pulling out a second pack of mushroom stew chicken noodles from under the table and handing it to Han Xizheng.

"The show probably has another bowl. If you don’t mind, you can use the bag directly for soaking."

Han Xizheng was overwhelmed with gratitude: "Thank you, Brother Huai."

The nearby staff indeed had a portable bowl, so Han Xizheng started happily preparing his noodles.

While waiting for the noodles to soak, he even took a moment to cheer for Shu Ran.

"Do your best, I can’t help you with anything. But if the staff has another bowl, I can reserve one for you."

Shu Ran: "..." It actually tempted her.

She wasn’t the only one tempted.

Guan Yu immediately turned her head, looking lovingly at Chu Qiu: "Do you have the confidence to make sure we don’t end up last? Just not finishing last. If you can, I’ll go eat noodles."

Chu Qiu pounded his chef’s hat: "Are you crazy? I’m here to help you, not for you to help me! If anyone’s going to eat noodles after elimination, it should be me!"

Onlookers: "..." The two of them are lunatics.

This scene was hilarious, Zhao Yu shook his head, saying, "This is the first time I’ve seen all the guests on a variety show eager to be eliminated, all for a pack of mushroom stew noodles."

Mu Qiu: "If I give you a pack, would you be willing to be eliminated right now?"

Zhao Yu immediately answered without hesitation: "Of course I would."

"...Then what’s the use of talking."

"Alright, alright, let’s quickly finish our accounts, everyone just say a few words and let’s disperse, I really can’t stand this aroma anymore." Guan Yu sat up straight, covering her nose.

Cheng Zhirang and Shen Zhousong, who hadn’t spoken until now, finally opened their mouths.

Cheng Zhirang: "Shen Zhousong, Li Yang, and I just came out of the museum, and neither Shen Zhousong nor I know the usage method for the second Monster Card, so we didn’t attack Shi Yuhuai and Han Xizheng."

Shen Zhousong chuckled: "Hello everyone, long time no see, how come you all got tanned?"

The others replied with a cold laugh.

He didn’t mind and turned his gaze to Guo Yin in the middle.

"Guo Yin, didn’t you disappear?"

Guo Yin: "What a coincidence, Brother Shen, didn’t you disappear too?"

"I was hiding."

"Coincidentally, I was hiding too."

Guan Yu: "You two should create a group chat, such pointless talk could fill an afternoon in there."

"Hahahahahaha, I was about to say, it’s so awkward!" Li Yang laughed like a startled quail.

"What the hell is so funny, just laughing!" Mu Qiu said with a sneer without a smile, staring at him,

"Traitor! I’m telling you, as punishment for your betrayal, we’ve already tricked your teammate into joining us, you can go fight alone now!"

Li Yang’s laughter stopped abruptly, and he looked at Guo Yin in shock: "You allied with them?"

Guo Yin put on a mournful face: "I was forced, they threatened me, saying if I don’t ally, they’ll eliminate me immediately. I really don’t want to join their Pots and Pans Alliance."

The last sentence successfully threw Li Yang off track: "...What alliance?"

"The Pots and Pans Alliance, all cast iron. If you don’t ally, you’ll get hit with cast iron." Chen Yi perfectly understood the essence of the alliance.

Li Yang tried hard to suppress the laughter that was about to burst out and gave Mu Qiu a thumbs-up: "You’re indeed strong. But why did you take my teammate?"

"Because we are confident and strong," Mu Qiu calmly placed her elbow on the table, showing off her biceps,

"Do you see? No muscle."

Li Yang: "...?"

"So it’s all brain, I use my brain to think."

He rolled his eyes and decided not to argue, instead looking at Guo Yin with hatred turning to steel: "How did you get found?!"

"Because I found a clue."

Cheng Zhirang shifted his gaze slightly, looking at him, and asked: "What clue?"

"After the apocalypse arrived, I was supposed to go to the Insect Street Dance Club."

"What, what insect?" Shu Ran was puzzled.

Guan Yu: "Did you bring your ears? It’s the Insect Street Dance Club, though the name is a bit unpleasant, it’s not the Caterpillar Street Dance Club or the Worm Street Dance Club, can’t you focus on the right point?"

These two are too easily distracted, Guo Yin subconsciously looked at them. Cheng Zhirang’s knuckles tapped the table, "Ignore them, continue."

Guo Yin immediately turned back, earnestly continuing: "On my way to the Insect Street Dance Club, I ran into Sister Mu Qiu and Sister Zhao Yu. They happened to be going to the same place, saying they discovered important identity information about Brother Li Yang and me at the school."

This still related to him? Li Yang curiously asked Mu Qiu: "What’s my identity?"

It must be incredibly grand, maybe even the hidden boss of this show’s episode.